Set Sail With the Goat in a Boat!

In the world of high seas and higher stakes, Goaton Gecko isn’t just the G.O.A.T., he’s the nautical magnate redefining luxury—one extravagant wave at a time

WANTED: GOAT IN BOAT

GOATON’S CIA FILE

Confidential Report: Operation Bleating Luxury
Subject: Goaton Gecko
Codename: Gilded Ram
Location: Luxurious Lagoon
Operation Status: Active Observation
Threat Level: Unpredictable

Background:
Subject, known as Goaton Gecko (hereafter referred to as GG), originates from Meadow Munch, a locale previously under surveillance for suspected unconventional intelligence activities. GG’s ascent from obscurity to affluent notoriety is attributed to the invention of the water-resistant grass suit, a product that unexpectedly garnered widespread acclaim across multiple species and territories, leading to a rapid accumulation of wealth.

Current Activities:
GG currently resides on a custom-built yacht, The Floating Hoof, notable for its excessive opulence and advanced navigational capabilities. The vessel is often located in the Luxurious Lagoon, a hotspot for individuals of interest due to its lawless nature and strategic positioning near several international waters.

Associates:
GG’s inner circle includes a variety of high-profile figures from both the animal and human realms, many of whom have been flagged for various reasons by our agency. Of particular note is Captain Nutty McTail, a squirrel with an unusually high aptitude for nautical navigation and party logistics, suggesting potential training in operational planning and execution.

Connect with me on social media:
Chase the Goat ON A BOAT

Airdrops are eminent.

Sailors’ Testimonials

Stay anchored with the Goat in a Boat

Let’s Navigate the Waves Together!

Want to be eligible for GOAT airdrop? Give us an email and you Solana wallet Address

Email
Message
The goat is on to you.
There has been some error while submitting the form. Please verify all form fields again.
Scroll to Top